Life After Birth Suspects Bed Bugs at the White House

THEY'RE GOING NUTS AT THE WHITE HOUSE. SO WHAT ELSE IS NEW? COULD IT BE BED BUGS OR JUST THE UPSIDE DOWN AND BACKWARDS MIND OF THE NARCISSIST IN CHIEF?
Exterminators have considered fogging the place, but determined that the fog is already too thick to see reality.

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