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John Yamrus: excerpt from Five Dogs

By John Yamrus on December 2, 2020 in Poetry

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one day we heard about this intelligence test for dogs…you put a cloth or a blanket or some other kind of a covering over your dog and the faster he or she got out from under it, the smarter he or she was.

well, one day we took a throw from off the couch and put it over Phoebe. i don’t think anyone but NASA or NASCAR could accurately measure the time it took for her to flip the blanket off and run down the hall.

we couldn’t believe our eyes. we covered her up and a second later she was gone.

then we called Ito and put the blanket on top of him.

he immediately turned into a furry footed little coffee table.

he just stood there. not moving. not looking around. not trying to get out or escape or anything. he just stood there…waiting.

waiting for someone to tell him what to do.

i think he’d still be there if we didn’t finally take it off him and love the living hell out of that stupid wonderful good little guy.

besides, we already had a coffee table, and his feet didn’t really match the couch.

 

my dogs

 

bark

at the neighbors,

 

bark

at the UPS man,

 

bark

at cars,

 

and

kids on bikes.

 

they

bark at the television,

 

the

radio,

 

and

the stereo.

 

they

bark at anyone

who enters the house

uninvited.

 

and,

when they’re not barking,

 

they’re

sitting there,

 

waiting

for something to bark at.

 

good dogs.

 

 

Five Dogs is available on Amazon.

John Yamrus’s website is: www.johnyamrus.com

Photo credit: Alice Corle

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John Yamrus

Poet John Yamrus’s other memoirs are the highly acclaimed Memory Lane and RMA. He is the author of over 30 previous books. His work has been translated into nine languages. He is a life-long dog lover and lives with his wife Kathy and their dog Stella. His website is: http://www.johnyamrus.com

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