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by Dr. Shelby Q. Egglesworth


Well, it’s finally 2011 and I’m glad we’re so easily offended.  We need less hostility and friction from our creative types.  If they would be nicer, we really could all get along.

All artists need is a little adult supervision.

For example, MOCA director Jeffrey Deitch.  Last month he ordered the immediate removal of a mural by the Italian artist Blu: dollar bill-draped coffins on the museum’s thick outside wall.  He said it was offensive to people who are patriots, who favor the war, to veterans and to the neighborhood.  I never went downtown to see it for the one day it was there, and now I’m glad I don’t have to take the trouble.  Or ever get offended coming upon it by accident.

Some people were offended by Deitch’s being offended.  On Monday night, a group of Los Angeles street artists and their supporters projected images on the whitewashed wall in protest.   You can see their video here, but it isn’t really necessary.

This reminds me of an exhibit I went to see at the Autry Museum called “Censorship Defied.” It chronicles the removal of David Alfaro Siqueiros’ Los Angeles mural La América Tropical in 1934, and the recent efforts to restore the massive, political work.  The Autry curators also expanded the exhibit to include LA street art that has been censored right up to the present day.  I found the exhibit troubling, because when I go to the Autry I want to experience the heritage of the American West with cowboys tall in the saddle and noble Indians who have great abs.  I suggest you don’t go until after Sunday, when “Censorship Defied” closes.

About “censorship.”  If you’re one of those people who is always complaining about it, why don’t you take the year off?  I don’t want to hear your whining.  I also don’t want to hear The Dixie Chicks, Madonna, Eminem, Kanye West, Richard Wagner or Jean-Luc Godard accepting an honorary Academy Award.  And I’m glad the Parents Television Council is still fuming about an episode of NYPD Blue that showed a woman’s bare bottom in 2003.  I have not been able to get that image out of my head.

Speaking of images, what about those people at the Gagosian Gallery in New York, who stood in front of Anselm Kiefer paintings wearing black T-shirts with words on them?  I’m glad the gallery called the cops to toss ‘em out – who wants to look at Anselm Kiefer paintings when other people are looking at them too?  Come to think of it, who ever wants to look at Anselm Kiefer paintings?  Too depressing.

Getting back to museums, in 2011 it would be good if they would remember that they have walls for a reason.  That is, to keep art inside where we don’t have to look at it.

I’m all for freedom of expression.  This is America!  If you’re a member of the elite group who goes inside museums, well then, you can probably be trusted to be exposed to some art that may be, what shall I call it?  A little outré?  As long as it doesn’t threaten you too much, and if it does, good museum people, like National Portrait Gallery director Martin Sullivan, will get rid of it pronto.

Then, if someone’s offended by someone else getting rid of it, the first someone can try to pull a trailer in front of the building and call it the “Museum of Censored Art.” But I hope they don’t get parking permits.

The point is that most museums take some public money.  So they should be doing public good.  That means they should be upholding the most treasured American ideals we hold dear.  I was going to include the quote from the US Constitution about “freedom from being offended” but the Constitution is kind of long and I didn’t want to take the time to find it.  But I’m sure it’s in there somewhere.

Speaking of not going on too long, that’s all I have to say.  Blog posts that go on too long are really offensive.  There isn’t that much to talk about anyway.  Not in America.  Not today.  If our artists could only behave themselves and take it down a notch, I’m sure we can all have a really good year.

(You’re invited to post comments, but I will remove anything that is offensive.)

Photo by Casey Caplowe/unurth.com

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Comments (8)

jack grapes

January 6th, 2011 at 4:33 PM    


Who writes your trash? It's people like you who, along with all the other Chi-Com-Symps, who are bringing this great nation down. Do you think I didn't catch your sarcastic tone. Or is it ironic. Whatever. You think all us simpletons on the right can't catch sarcastic or ironic tones. You make fun of our love of basic true and honest American art that celebrates the values that made this nation great, but if it weren't for all those values people like you wouldn't have the values to spit on the values you're spitting on. Those dollar bills paid for you to have your values. That's like spitting ohn the hand that makes the values. Just look at the kids today. They're influenced by artists who put crosses in urine. No wonder those wrappers use such filthy lyrics about ho's and stuff. It's all about pissing with you lefty commie know-it-alls. You can't even go to a movie anymore without hearing four letter words and seeing bare butts and floppin' breasts and sex talk that would make my mother blush and SHOULD make my mother blush and my grandmother probably faint. It's appalling. Dollar bills my eye! I'd like to see you and your ilk try to spend even one day without oil. You'd be begging Exon and Mobil to bring a little gasoline so you could get to work in the morning. Why don't you commie pinkos go back where you came from, Poland or Russian where they know what to do with commie pinkos like you. You should all be rounded up and tied to chairs and made to look at real good art. Art without bad taste and filthy stuff and political criticism. Art with good clean American values. You should be made to look at that stuff for a long time, tied in your chairs. That'll fix you.

Garner Simmons

January 6th, 2011 at 5:22 PM    


Art that fails to disrupt our complacency — to shake us up, to make us think, rethink, disagree, enrage — is nothing more than decoration. The artist is a visionary who can stare into the fires of life and see the incandescence that others miss.

In 1917, the Dadaist Marcel Duchamp, purchased a urinal, mounted it at 90 degrees from its intended purpose, titled "Fountain" and signed it "R. Mutt." Calling it a "readymade," he submitted it to an exhibition in New York City. The committee in charge refused to display it claiming among other things that since Duchamp had not physically made it, it could not be considered "art." Defended by Alfred Stieglitz and Beatrice Wood, among others, this seminal work redefined art. In 2004, "Fountain" was voted most influential artwork of the 20th century by a consortium of British artists.

Though the original was lost, Duchamp created eight replicas in 1964, one of which sold for $1.7 million in 1999. Even more ironic is the fact that at least three times in the last 20 years, different performance artists have entered museums where one of these replicas was on display and urinated into the "Fountain" — an act that each of these artists claimed Duchamp himself would have understood. And indeed he would. As for those who fail to appreciate it as art — piss off!

Patricia Rae Freed

January 7th, 2011 at 1:53 AM    


This is a brilliant piece. I am going to print it out and bring it into the other room and read it out loud to my computer illiterate husband who is…….an artist! (Well, of sorts: he's a Playwright. ) All the same issues and arguments apply, and I thank you for making me feel we are not so alone in the world.

catherine clinch

January 7th, 2011 at 8:07 AM    


Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Sam Taybi

January 7th, 2011 at 6:09 PM    


Haven't you heard, "they're" taking the "n-word," (used some 9000 times), out of Huck Finn and Tom Sawyer…. That's right! Now, the "n-word" has been officially removed from the American lexicon… Whew! About time… I suppose this cracker can now re-read Mark Twain without being "offended" by that bigoted, gray haired, ole man….

Brianna Barcus

January 8th, 2011 at 8:12 PM    


I have come to believe that the new generation has no idea what criteria to use when evaluating art, what's art and what isn't. Of course, some might say that it's art if the artist says so, but we all know that's BS. I'm no connoisseur of art but it doesn't stop me from having an opinion. It seems that any type of "art" done for shock value (ie: the money coffins ) automatically gets elevated to some higher standard without regard to content, process, or intention. There's a whole generation which automatically buys into this as the definition of art – oooh, it's ground breaking, ooh they risked their lives by climbing on top of that building, ooh they avoided the law = they must be a great artist. Well…risk and your ability to run from the cops does not art make. So, I suppose we must ask ourselves at what point does protest become art? Certainly, we've seen great examples of protest art in the works of Banksy and other truly talented street artists. Perhaps that's where the skew began, as it usually does. One original, really talented artist puts out some truly great, innovative work, and then there are followers, copiers, hacks, all of them piggy-backing on the original. And it works sometimes, for a short period of time. (see the film "Exit Through the Gift Shop"). Now, I'm not condoning the destruction, vandalism, or defacing of private or public property (although we can't argue that certain surfaces are indeed enhanced and improved by the "art" they attract), so we need an outlet for the true artists who seem to only find their canvases among the metropolitan landscape which inevitably result in a different kind of artist wiping the canvas clean – we'll call him The Eraser (sounds like some working man's super hero, "fighting to keep our city clean!"). Where will these non-hacks find a place to display their art where it will still make the same impact, yet live on within a force field The Eraser can't penetrate? A place where viewing the potentially offensive/protest art is a choice and doesn't jump out at you and steal your eyes from the road as you're driving down North Central Ave as you subsequently slam into the Rolls-Royce in front of you, and he subsequently hits the lady pushing a baby in a stroller crossing the street, and that baby subsequently flies out and lands safely into the arms of a U.S. Marine on leave from Iraq. Hmmmm.

jack grapes

January 11th, 2011 at 5:39 PM    


I've never found any attempt to "define" what art is satisfactory. If followed to its natural conclusion, someone somewhere will have the power to apply that definition and use it to "correct" the art, "imprison" the art, "destroy" the art. The problem, it seems to me, is that our definition of art ASSUMES we're talking about good art, not bad art. But as soon as we link "good" or "bad" with the definition of art, we've lost the whole idea of what art is. There will always be opinions and arguments and even rational discussion of a work of art, but as soon as said discussion involves the very definition of what art should be, then we are entering the realm of state control, by extension allowing for someone to decide what art is and isn't. I'm afraid we have to learn to live with the idea that "art is what the artist does." We can discuss it's value, it's effectiveness, it's aesthetic worth, etc., but we must take it on face value, since the artist herself said so, that it's art. Bad, good, indifferent, ineffective, offensive, pleasing, entertaining, validating, whatever, art can be all of those things. But it's art. We cannot declare that something an artist did is not ART. We can only judge it on it's terms. Our being troubled by what was done to that mural has to do, not with the fact that it was judged bad or good art, but that it was dealt with in the context of its presentation. And that offends us. Not the art, but that it was defaced because of whom it might offend. And we all have already discussed that point, so no need to go into it here. I'm comfortable saying, "Art is what the artist does." Any other but, but, but, involves the judgment of whether it's good or bad, which is fine, but the definition of what art is cannot involve some abstract criteria of what art is and isn't. Once we go there, it's a nail-strewn slippery slope into state control.

Lew Rosenbaum

January 11th, 2011 at 6:07 PM    


While sympathetic to Jack's non definition, I still love this one: “Literature is made anytime the legal apparatus is challenged by a conscience in touch with humanity.”

– Nelson Algren, Chicago City on the Make

It takes art/literature off the canvas and the page and the stage too.

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